Setting the Scene for “The Real Trannie Hookers of MVT (RTHMVT)
You can find the RTHMVT at the corner of 4 and L NW. There are at least 3 regulars. They hang out at the corner marked by the “female” on the map. They also have been scene taking their johns behind a storage unit located where the exclamation point is on the map. From my perch, I can see just enough through the fence to see a little hand job or bj action happening down there.
If you want to seem them for yourself, you can check them out and then catch dinner at the new Busboy’s and Poets around the corner.
Coming soon! Name the Trannie Hookers!

December 28, 2008 at 1:15 am
Interesting, thanks for post! Could you write how much they cost? Which one is better? Do they only provide bj and handjobs?
December 28, 2008 at 9:52 am
I am certain they do much more. There is on abandoned building on NY Ave they will take you to if you don’t have a car! How is that for service. By the way, you are on your own for price. You can let me know though. You could also sample them and tell me which one is best! In fact, where are you. I will gladly go down there and recommend your neighborhood.
December 28, 2008 at 4:18 pm
This is NOT your average blog!
December 28, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I tried to take snapshots of john license plates one weekend. The flash on my camera just isn’t suited for long distance night time photography. I hope you fare better.
December 28, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Great blog!
December 29, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Are they still using the abandoned building on your side of New York Avenue for tricks or are you now referring to a different abandoned building on New York Avenue NW? (you know we have SO few of them)
December 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm
No- I ahve not seen them there this week. The fence at that building is currently mended! YAY!
December 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Have you checked out the Baltimore Blog BaltimoreJohnWatch?
http://baltimorejohnwatch.blogspot.com/
December 30, 2008 at 3:56 pm
There is one at the back of 1010 Mass. S/he is there regularly. How does one get rid of them?
January 5, 2009 at 4:00 pm
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January 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm
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January 5, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I wanted to suggest that you consider writing a review for the Washingtonian magazine about which Trannie Hooker is the best. Talk about reviews you can use!
January 5, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I drove down 4th the other day and accidentally made eye contact with one of them.
January 5, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Ha ha and all, but I’m a bit offended by your (re)use of the term “trannie.” See these posts for a bit of background on why it’s considered offensive. You may want to avoid it.
January 5, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Please don’t stop using the phrase “trannie hooker.” First, it’s hilarious. Second, do we have to be that PC in describing people who degrade themselves, not to mention our neighborhoods, by having sex on the street?! Incidentally, in doing a quick Google search, I found the term trannie used often by the transgender community. Also, GLAAD refers to the word as one that “only serve[s] to dehumanize transgender people.” I think earning money giving BJs on 4th St is slightly more dehumanizing.
January 5, 2009 at 10:19 pm
I like the phrase they have in Japanese for them: “new-halfs”. As in:
“Hey, where’d you go last night?”
“Oh, we got really drunk and went to the new-half bar. Those girls are really hot!!”
“…..”
January 7, 2009 at 9:38 am
I’m confused. If this is bothersome to you, why aren’t you calling the police when you see this happening?
January 7, 2009 at 10:51 am
I do. Have you read all of the posts? I actually talk about the great response Chief Lanier has given to this.